Drinking Nail Polish…


…can cause reproductive system issues, according to the little warning they put in this show.  They didn’t cite a source but, come on.  Do they really need to?  And is anyone surprised?  Isn’t that just nature’s way of keeping the types of people who drink nail polish from making more people who might have a tendency to do things like…I don’t know…drink nail polish?  I know it sounds mean, and I’m sure she’s a really nice girl, but come on.  That’s just nature’s insurance policy right there.    Am I wrong?

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